Missile + Satelite + George W. Bush
U.S. to launch missile at broken satellite
President George Bush has decided to use a military missile launched from a U.S.Navy ship to attempt to bring down a broken spy satellite expected to hit the Earth in early March, senior officials said Thursday.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
He thinks he is Wile E. Coyote now.
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Bush's proposal to ride either the missile or the satellite "Dr. Strangelove-style" was denied by congress.
Actually I think the first plan Bush put forth was:
"What if we got Bruce Willis to, to lead a drilling team into space and, his daughter, liv tyler, was in love with one of the men on the team. So Bruce Willis, he sacrifices himself, you see, so that liv tyler and ben affleck can be together. hehehe."
I do think this perfectly captures the presidency of George W. Bush, though.
"What if we shoot a missile at it?"
Yeah. That's W.
am always freaking out. that is what i do
i am a nervous wreck 95% of the time.
I have been freakout out about this damned satelite for a week. It is going it is going to spead some awful small pox strain or the zombie virus. In the best case it would be contained to the were it crashed. Now W is going to blow it up.
SHOWERING US WITH THE ZOMBIE VIRUS
WE ARE FUCKED
This is one of those things to which I simply point.
Because it isn't hard to grasp. The meaning is not elusive.
George W. Bush is insane.
And not in the stock manner which we hurl about unprovoked to simply classifying something as odd.
He's actually mother-fucking addle brained.
He's trying to BLOW UP a falling satelite.
Think about that.
1) zombie virus
2) this thing has some sort of super secret spy gadget that bush does not want to fall into the hands of the reds.
2a) what ever tech is on te zombie virus filled satelite, i am sure the little webcam in my laptop is way better.
Man, the only way Umbrella Corp gets into this is if GWB is just as spooked about non-existant ZOMG!IES as you, Mikey.
I whole-heartedly approve of destroying something as a cheaper way of a controlled re-entry.
When timps get too old to salvage? Throw'm off the roof!.
When a pc gets too old to function? Off Crowe Falls it goes!
When a man gets too old, too weak to hunt with the pack? You give him his goddamned comfy slippers and newspaper, you hear, you damn kids! And get off my lawn!
what ever tech is on te zombie virus filled satelite, i am sure the little webcam in my laptop is way better.
But it is super secret!
Maybe it's Secret Squirrel.
That actually makes a lot of sense. The military sent a cartoon squirrel into space to spy on things and now George W. is going to blow it up.
better a squirrel than that damn moose
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