Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Zero Punctuation: Chains of Olympus

5 comments:

Unknown said...

I know I secretly want to fuck Yahtzee.

Unknown said...

shit... now I guess I openly want to fuck Yahtzee....

_J_ said...

Ha!

I like watching other people play God of War. I don't want to play God of War.

And the PSP is a terrible design. Or, well, I like specific components of the PSP like the memory stick, user interface, etc. But I fucking hate how the thing feels in my hands. And that little nub constantly fills with crud.

Unknown said...

Agreed, but I also think the DS feels like shit in my hand. Would it be that hard to mold a portable gaming system as gaming companies have done with stationary systems controllers to fit a persons hand?? I don't think that is asking too much.

_J_ said...

"Agreed, but I also think the DS feels like shit in my hand."

GASP!

I actually like the DS. It's not an ergonomically developed device tested in the hands of millions.

It's a fucking rectangle.

A
mother
fucking
rectangle.

You know what else was a rectangle?

This was a rectangle.