Monday, October 13, 2008

Who's Nailin' Paylin

Larry Flynt is both a brilliant visionary and a crass opportunist. But we do not begrudge him this as he provides us with Sarah Palin look-alike porn.

Per TMZ:

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

And if that didn't sell you on it perhaps this will:
PALIN: (seductively) You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.

Or

PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!

This is not downloadin' porn. This right here? This is buyin' porn.

NSFW Screenshots. They aren't that kind of NSFW, but they are still NSFW.

2 comments:

_J_ said...

NSFW link regarding who will play Rice and Clinton

Jada Fire: Condoleezza Rice
Nina Hartley: Hillary Clinton

If Nina Hartley is in it then it has to be good.

_J_ said...

Script

And, yes, as a script for a Porn movie that link is also NSFW.