Everyone Is a Sith: Context

Sunday, June 12, 2011

You have none of it.

_J_ said...: That is a very odd thing to do with condoms.

Though, the guy who made that probably wouldn't need to use them for anything else.; June 12, 2011 at 1:31 PM
Roscoe said...: Come back when those are made of sausages and salamis.; June 12, 2011 at 3:30 PM
_J_ said...: Oh, that reminds me.

Some guy on the forums was talking about how manly SPAM is, because it is the flesh of bestial entities torn asunder by the powers of mechanization and encased within forged metal.

I informed him of the fact that SPAM does not contain any flesh and is, rather, mostly a petroleum product.

To which he replied that petroleum is made from the most manly of beasts, Dinosaurs.

Thereby making SPAM even manlier.; June 12, 2011 at 3:50 PM
Roscoe said...: I'm pretty sure that's a truly deft argument reversal. Like watching two Marvel Vs. Capcom pros go at it, the first guy goes off on a lock, and you see his opponent grin. Okay, you're thinking you're about to see a Combo Breaker, and bam, the first guy turns the breaker into set up for the new combo lock.; June 12, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Unknown said...: You should inform said 'some guy on the forums' that most petroleum is in fact derived from ancient plant matter, not as is commonly mistaken, dinosaurs.; June 13, 2011 at 10:50 AM
Mike Lewis said...: spam is the worst.; June 14, 2011 at 11:22 PM
Roscoe said...: I know, right? Treet is soooo much better.; June 15, 2011 at 6:38 PM