Thursday, June 28, 2007

Our Blog has a [Chat] thread. 06/25/07 ->

We need a [chat] thread for the week of 6/25/07. Now we have a [chat] thread.

Get your [chat] on in the comments.

17 comments:

_J_ said...

Today I am organizing the replacement parts on the site.

http://www.midwestrake.com/IW_Products.m4p.pvx?;products_no_tree?cat=0ZREPLACE

So I have to go through all the old categories and place parts into the new categories.

Oh gigantic headache. Oh gigantic pain.

Also, the final Harry Potter book comes out on the SAME DAY as the Guster Concert in Indy.

Mike Lewis said...

contact your senators, tell them to vote for amendments that would remove REAL ID from the immigration bill

_J_ said...

I already contacted my senator when the Real ID act was up for vote last time.

And all it got me was a letter from my senator saying, "You don't know shit, kid."

Roscoe said...

Chat thread! brilliant!

and trivial!

_J_ said...

There is a bristle on our replacement parts page....and I've looked through everything. No product uses this bristle. But there it is.

Roscoe said...

That bristle is the cornerstone of your operation. You Must Not Lose That Bristle. It Must Never Go Out Of Stock.

The Bristle Is Employment.

_J_ said...

So, nothing makes sense.

The bristle is SP50067. The physical thing is RM50067.

The difference?

SP50067 is packaged in a box. RM50067 is just the thing. So when they put this broom together they use RM50067. But when they sell it they put RM50067 into a box and this new being is SP50067.

Man, how could I have not known that? Oh right. It's re-god-damned-diculous.

How about instead of having two items for one product (one boxed, one without box) we just have ONE number for the PHYSICAL ITEM and then if we want it in a box we right, "Put this in a fucking box." on the order sheet?

How about that?

Roscoe said...

man.. you're clearly unfit to cook the books.

no wonder they keep you around, despite your work habits. You're the only guy who doesn't realize they're corrupt.

_J_ said...

Hmm..

It could all be a front. But a front for what?

There isn't a market for blackmarket Bibles and praise music.

_J_ said...

4 people are standing around talking about the countertop's in the newlywed's house.

COUNTERTOPS!

Oh my fucking shit you couldn't find one with the correct texture in that color? GODS DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU LIVE?!

_J_ said...

Apparently their fridge is, "Silver Mist". Which sounds like the name of a racing horse.

/bangs head on desk

_J_ said...

Everyone else seems to have died.

It's just you and me now, [chat].

Roscoe said...

Chat will be dull after .. you know.. 2-3 in the afternoon.

_J_ said...

You're dull after 2-3 in the afternoon.

It's Friday. Time for everyone to go out and buy an iPhone.

MA17 said...

I'm posting in a legendary thread.

Roscoe said...

Legendary != Chat

Oh No! A FOE approaches!

Kylebrown said...

17th!