Sunday, August 26, 2007

appendiceal lumen

8:29:40 PM jayhaxor: So your appendiceal lumen was full of shit?
8:29:54 PM thesupermikey: err
8:29:55 PM thesupermikey: was
8:30:00 PM thesupermikey: i don't have one anymore
8:30:03 PM thesupermikey: they took it out
8:30:17 PM jayhaxor: Do you feel like less of a person?
8:30:22 PM thesupermikey: nope
8:30:31 PM thesupermikey: i am just sore
8:30:41 PM jayhaxor: tragic
8:30:45 PM jayhaxor: but you get to be home for a week
8:30:48 PM thesupermikey: yeah
8:31:02 PM jayhaxor: But now you don't have a appendiceal lumen.
8:31:10 PM jayhaxor: It's a tough loss.
8:31:10 PM thesupermikey: i do not
8:31:14 PM thesupermikey: ill live
8:31:19 PM thesupermikey: it killed some people
8:31:19 PM jayhaxor: Hopefully.
8:31:25 PM jayhaxor: It went down fighting
8:31:25 PM thesupermikey: i think i got out ok
8:31:29 PM thesupermikey: it had to
8:31:43 PM thesupermikey: it was going to spend its years in a prison cell
8:31:47 PM thesupermikey: suicide by police
8:31:56 PM jayhaxor: Or a jar of fermaldehide
8:32:02 PM thesupermikey: same thing
8:32:05 PM jayhaxor: True.
8:32:15 PM jayhaxor: According to wikipedia you don't eat enough fibre
8:32:19 PM thesupermikey: only fermaldehide smells better

5 comments:

Roscoe said...

***I*** am the one who's supposed to be needing more fibre!

DAMNIT, Mike.

_J_ said...

Yeah. I don't know where I stand on this.

I try to eat healthy and all I do is make poo. Mikey is a food snob and his appendix tried to kill him.

Roscoe eats plastic and all he gets is an upset tummy every other morning.

I think Roscoe needs to die of stomach cancer in order to balance all of this out.

_J_ said...

Well, not stomach cancer. It needs to be something that is caused by eating plastic.

Hmm...

Rabies it is.

Caleb said...

Death by baby?

_J_ said...

Yes. Death by baby.

That will right the wrongs of this world.