My Appendix can suck it
So when i got home from teaching on Thrusday Night i had a realy awful stomach ache. I tried Mailox and all the other normal stuff but nothing seemed to work. When i woke up, my Stomach was still very much mad at me.
I got a friend to take me to the doctor in the late morning. After some poking they took me to the Hospital for a CAT scan.
That showed that, in fact, my Appendix was about to explode, so in a harrowing feat of surgery the surgan was able to cut it own in the nick of time. I am told, but have not confirmed, as they were transferring my evil organ out of the operating room it broke free of its restrained and killed a nurse and Janitor. Poor Janitor. I hate Scrubs soo much.
I am back i warsaw for a week because i cant drive or walk to well.
so. Fuck Appendixes they fucking suck.
2 comments:
Obstruction of the appendiceal lumen has been attributed to a number of common sources including from fecaliths (a hard mass of fecal matter), normal stool, viral induced ulcers, or lymphoid hyperplasia. Once this obstruction occurs the appendix subsequently becomes filled with mucus and distends, increasing intraluminal and intramural pressures, resulting in thrombosis and occlusion of the small vessels, and stasis of lymphatic flow. As these progress, the appendix becomes ischemic and then necrotic. Rarely, spontaneous recovery can occur at this point. As bacteria begin to leak out through the dying walls, pus forms within and around the appendix (suppuration). The end result of this cascade is appendiceal rupture causing peritonitis, which may lead to septicemia and eventually death.
That's what you get for letting your appendiceal lumen fill with shit.
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