I'm so fucking great.

So, this kid shows up at the the door to sell me some over-priced hot candy for his fund raiser. Since it's hot outside I let him in while I go get my wallet. Then, not only do I pay $1 for a bag of Skittles but I also let him refill his little water bottle using our good water.

Now something good better damn well happen to me. And i'm not talking about some shitty fucking "You find a dollar" good. I'm talking about getting the love of my life back level of "good". I mean, I gave him the good water. That shit ain't cheap.