God, it's His DAY OFF!

2 killed in Christian center shooting.

When asked for comment Jesus Christ, the Son of God, brusquely pushed aside reporter's questions saying, "Look. It's my DAY OFF. And if you had actually read the Bible you would damn well know that! And even if it wasn't my day off I can't just make random gunmen not kill two innocent people!"

When reports then questioned how, exactly, the human embodiment of God was unable to do something the Son of God dropped his pants and instructed reporters to quote, “Read My Scripture! Read My Rock-Hard Scripture!”