Saturday, December 8, 2007

Is no Girlfriend. Is Lolcat!

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I was listening to Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend". Today is Caturday. What follows is the result.

The idea is that the video is an assortment of pictures of a lolcat with the lyrics as the captions. Where Avril's version is about the persuit of a boy who is dating another girl this version is about a lolcat's persuit of a cheezburger which is currently maintained by another lolcat. Is all u kneed 2 no.

Hay hay, u u
I don't like ur LoLCat
Nowai, Nowai
I think u kneed a nu 1
Hay hay, u u
I cud b ur LoLCat
Hay hay, u u
I no that you lol'd meh
Nowai, Nowai
I no it's not a secrit
Hay hay, u u
I want to b ur LoLCat

Ur so fine
I want u mine
Ur so deliciouse
I think about u all teh time
Ur so addictive
Dunt u know what I can do 2 eat u in 1 bite?
(in 1 bite, in 1 bite, in 1 bite)

Dunt pretend I think u no I's damn preshious
And hell yeah I's the motherfuckin' prinsess
I can tell u like meh 2, eat u in 1 bite
(in 1 bite, in 1 bite, in 1 bite)

She's liek so whutevar
U cans do so much bettah
I think we should get 2gether now
And that's what everyone's lolin' bout!

Hay hay, u u
I don't like ur LoLCat
Nowai, Nowai
I think u kneed a nu 1
Hay hay, u u
I cud b ur LoLCat
Hay hay, u u
I no that you lol'd meh
Nowai, Nowai
I no it's not a secrit
Hay hay, u u
I want to b ur LoLCat

I can see teh way
I see teh way u look at meh
'nd evan when u look away I no u think of meh
I know u lol about meh all teh time again and again
(again and again, again, again)
So come ovar haer and tell meh what I want 2 haer
Better yet, make ur lolcat disappear
I don't wanna hear u say her name evar again
(not again not again not again)

Cause
She's liek so whutevar
U cans do so much bettah
I think we shuld get 2gether now
And that's what everyone's lolin' bout

Hay hay, u u
I don't like ur LoLCat
Nowai, Nowai
I think u kneed a nu 1
Hay hay, u u
I cud b ur LoLCat
Hay hay, u u
I no that you lol'd meh
Nowai, Nowai
I no it's not a secrit
Hay hay, u u
I want to b ur LoLCat

Oh
In a 2nd u'll b crammed inside mah tummah
'Cause I think, 'cause I think that ur yummeh
Is no other, so now meh teef shall sink en
U so yummeh, what the hell is that clinking?

Oh
In a 2nd u'll b crammed inside mah tummah
'Cause I think, 'cause I think that ur yummeh
Is no other, so now meh teef shall sink en
U so yummeh, what the hell is that clinking?

Hay hay, u u
I don't like ur LoLCat
Nowai, Nowai
I think u kneed a nu 1
Hay hay, u u
I cud b ur LoLCat
Hay hay, u u
I no that you lol'd meh
Nowai, Nowai
I no it's not a secrit
Hay hay, u u
I want to b ur LoLCat

Nowai, Nowai

Hay hay, u u
I don't like ur LoLCat
Nowai, Nowai
I think u kneed a nu 1
Hay hay, u u
I cud b ur LoLCat
Hay hay, u u
I no that you lol'd meh
Nowai, Nowai
I no it's not a secrit
Hay hay, u u
I want to b ur LoLCat
No way, no way

Hay Hay!

6 comments:

MA17 said...

What the hell is that clinking?

Kylebrown said...

You have entirely too time on your hands.

_J_ said...

The clinking lines may be my most favorites.

Roscoe said...

My God.

And you're the person I go to for backup in arguments?

What have I done wrong all my life?!

_J_ said...

EVERYTHING.

Same as all of us.

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