Monday, January 28, 2008

Bush's Final State of the Union

Tonight is Bush's Final (!!!) State of the Union address. If you care to post your predictions in the comments they would be welcome.

My predictions:
-Two mentions of "9/11".
-Six mentions of "war on terror".
-A gross exaggeration of how helpful these stupid $600 checks will be.
-One mention of aids in Africa.
-One token mention of Darfur.
-One reminder that he has a year left in office.
-72% of the way through the speech a rabbit will wander in and Bush will scamper over to it, fall to his knees, and cuddle with the beast so crushing its neck in a very Of Mice and Men fashion.

8 comments:

Mike Lewis said...

there is a will be a one comment about some science project he wants to do, than no one will ever hear about again

Andrew said...

proof read mikey, proof read.

The_Jolly said...

I think that there will also be round of applause for some military family invited to the speech.

_J_ said...

mikey is a grad student. He is above your mundane, peasant grammar and spelling.

A military family and some snowflake children.

Caleb said...

Not so much as even one "I'm sorry."

_J_ said...

hehehe

The_Jolly said...

were you really expecting one caleb?

Caleb said...

I always do, so wronged I am.