Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Rudy Giuliani: GO FUCK YOURSELF

Oh, it feels so damn good

Do you feel that you intolerant, racist, war mongering, opportunistic dick? Do you like it? 15%? You got less than 9/11ths of the Vote in Florida you Twin Towers Fucking Clod.

And you're just bowing out? You're not going to scream "Nine Eleven!" from the top of the highest tower in Florida claiming that it, too, shall suffer the fate of the Twin Towers as a result of your loss? You're not going to reduce more national tragedies down to bumper sticker slogans for your own personal gain? You're not going to blame the islamofascists? You're not going to fabricate some new enemy who only exists in your deranged, enfeebled mind? You're not going to pound your shriveled little cock into the minds of scared white americans everywhere and rail against Islam and how brown people are to blame for you getting your wrinkled ass kicked in the Florida Primary?

You disappoint me.

But I guess I shouldn't have expected anything more than for you to shrivel up and die at the end. After all, the only thing fueling your campaign was heaping piles of horseshit and intolerance; even the dipshits in Florida could sense that.

Which really says something.

2 comments:

Mike Lewis said...

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_J_ said...

Sometimes he would change it up and use the passive voice:

9/11 Verb Noun! 9/11 Verb Noun!
9/11 Verb Noun! 9/11 Verb Noun!

And after he displayed that much versatility he still got his opportunistic ass kicked.

Glee.