Monday, July 28, 2008

Robert Novak has Brain, Tumor

Robert Novak has been diagnosed with a brain tumor and is suspending his journalistic work.

I always thought Robert Novak was not biologically a man but rather his image was projected forth from a black, fathomless void of hate and ignorance much in the same way puss is projected from an infected wound.

But I guess the fucker has a brain. And that brain has a tumor.

8 comments:

_J_ said...

"Last week [Robert Novak] was given a $50 citation after he struck a homeless man with his black Corvette in Washington."

Oh, Robert Novak...

Mike Lewis said...

i didnt know vampires, creatures of the night if-you-will, could get brain tumors.

_J_ said...

If vampires can heal through the production of cells to replace damaged ones then it would stand to reason that the cell reproduction might result in a tumor.

Roscoe said...

if Vampires can heal by reproducing cells, can't they stay fed by doing them same, sir?

Faulty Assumption!

kylebrown said...

No because vampires have no bone marrow, so can not reproduce their own blood. Cells are not interchangeable.

_J_ said...

Part of becomming a Vampire is the loss of bone marrow.

It's why Leukemia is such a problem.

Roscoe said...

I was all set to argue against Kyle...

but.. then you took that ball and ran with it into the humor endzone.


now I'm too busy hating my grin.

_J_ said...

I like the idea that Leukemia patients are on their way to being Vampires.