Robert Novak has Brain, Tumor
Robert Novak has been diagnosed with a brain tumor and is suspending his journalistic work.
I always thought Robert Novak was not biologically a man but rather his image was projected forth from a black, fathomless void of hate and ignorance much in the same way puss is projected from an infected wound.
But I guess the fucker has a brain. And that brain has a tumor.
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"Last week [Robert Novak] was given a $50 citation after he struck a homeless man with his black Corvette in Washington."
Oh, Robert Novak...
i didnt know vampires, creatures of the night if-you-will, could get brain tumors.
If vampires can heal through the production of cells to replace damaged ones then it would stand to reason that the cell reproduction might result in a tumor.
if Vampires can heal by reproducing cells, can't they stay fed by doing them same, sir?
Faulty Assumption!
No because vampires have no bone marrow, so can not reproduce their own blood. Cells are not interchangeable.
Part of becomming a Vampire is the loss of bone marrow.
It's why Leukemia is such a problem.
I was all set to argue against Kyle...
but.. then you took that ball and ran with it into the humor endzone.
now I'm too busy hating my grin.
I like the idea that Leukemia patients are on their way to being Vampires.
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