Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Bridge Democratic Bridge Debate Bridge

The word for tonights debate is, "Bridge". Time for some out of context quotes:

7:21: Hilary says we need a, "broad reform".
7:23: Richardson goes on record as being against slavery and child labor
7:25: Biden suggests that we take the Prime Minister of Canada and the President of Mexio to the mat.
7:27: Senator Edwards will not appear on the cover of Fortune Magazine
7:27: Leprican, "I'll take us out of Nafta." "I will take us forward, not backward."
7:29: Hllary, "I'm your girl."
7:29: Obama, "People don't want a cheaper t-shirt if they're losing a job in the process."
7:33: Hilary, "I want to say 'amen' to Joe Biden because he's 100% right." Also, Hillary doesn't want her "children" to be playing with shoddy chinese toys.
7:34: John Edwards, "Everything everyone has said thus far about China is right..."
7:35: Kusinich, "There was a rumor that if you dug a hole you could get to China...we're there."
7:41: Biden doesn't answer the question
7:42: Hilary has a 3 point plan for leaving iraq which is based on sounding good to the electorate
7:42: Dodd doesn't answer the question
7:44: Lord God Edwards is a tool
7:46: Keith asks Obama why it took so fucking long to hear what his vote would be on the war spending supplimental bill. Obama stutters for 32 seconds.
7:47: Keith asks the same question of Hillary, she talks about how this is Bush's war.
7:48: Dodd, "words mean things"
7:52: Dodd and Obama have it out. Keith cuts them off to go to commercial. A Cialis commercial. >:(
7:58: Widow, "What will you do to make mines safer?" Biden, "We shouldn't have gone into iraq." Audience yells, "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
8:03: Man, "I lost 1/3 of my penchon and can't pay for my wifes healthcare after being forced to retire. How will you fix america?" Edwards, "Universal healthcare and treating the penchants of CEOs the same way we treat workers."
8:12: Biden makes a HUGE BURN on edwards for being a fucking poser.
8:14: Edwards hates scabs
8:22: Richardson, "My vice president would not be Dick Cheney."
8:27: Dodd, "Terroism is a tactic, not a philosophy."
8:29: hehe, Barry Bonds question.
8:30: Hilary has a 3 to 10 point plan for everything.
8:35: Dodd wishes that we had a Parlimentary system.

3 comments:

Roscoe said...

......... it's wonderful that it looks like Mikey posted this.

Mike Lewis said...

fuck youi

_J_ said...

BWAHAHAHA!