Sunday, August 5, 2007

My family

this is my family... at my great aunts funeral her brother says, "i want to be cremated, and my ashes to be used to fertilize some marijuana plants. that way everyone can be happy."

6 comments:

Mike Lewis said...

thats kinda awesome

_J_ said...

I don't think he quite understands the number of people who can be serviced by "some marijuana plants". Hint: It's not "everyone".

Andrew said...

the "everyone" was in regards to those who would be at his funitarl.

_J_ said...

So...laid out in steps.

1) He dies.
2) He is cremated
3) His ashes are spread on marijuana plant
4)

And here's where I get confused in the plan. Because, presumably, his funitarl would occur shortly after his cremation, if not before it. And it is not the case that plants instantly absorb the...nutrients...from ash. So there would have to be some time between when his ash is spread over the plant and when the leaves are harvested. So it's almost as if he would die, be cremated, and then ya'll would have to wait at least a week or two to have the funitarl and smoke the dead-man weed.

Andrew said...

I think you fail to see the that this is crazy old hippy pot head logic.

let this be a lesson to you kids. say no to hippies.

_J_ said...

I hate hippies.

Hippies and wingnuts.