Monday, August 6, 2007

In Eastern News....

China:
Panda Attack! Zookeeper required over 100 stitches after suffering lesser mauling by panda.

Beijing undergoing updates for 2008 Olympics. New Architecture to be considered. Free Speech, Democracy not to be considered.

Japan:
Hiroshima survivors, children, dignitaries mark the 62nd anniversary of Hiroshima atomic bombing. A moment of silence was observed. A moment of darkness would have been observed, but the town still glows a little.

Godzirra forecast: No Godzirra attacks likely, but 35% chance of Mothra swarm overnight.

2 comments:

Roscoe said...

Gojira! GOJIRA!

gozzamit, J. There are things you just don't screw up!

_J_ said...

There are plenty of things I screw up.