12 Years To Late
ATLANTA - Evander Holyfield once defeated George Foreman in a battle for the world heavyweight boxing title. Now he is seeking to oust his former foe from another arena: the grilling world.
Holyfield, of Atlanta, is preparing to unveil the “Evander Holyfield Real Deal Grill,” a direct competitor to Foreman’s famous “Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine,” which has reportedly earned $100 million in sales since 1995.
We are fucked.
3 comments:
How big is it?
Large enough to qualify as a "real deal", which I would take to mean anything larger than non-existent.
Man, Evander's may be the Real Deal, but where does it stand with regards to attitude?
With Generous George? You know it's mood. It's mean. There's no question. It'll push you into traffic, and it'll mock you when you break up with a girl. It's just that kinda grilling machine.
I respect that kind of blatant honesty in my kitchen appliances.
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