Mr. Potato Head Outed As Drug Czar
I always knew I couldn't trust him as a child.
Everything is starting to make sense now...
He was always smiling at me, trying to entice me to play with him. Now I know he just wanted to get me hooked, so he could bleed me dry knowing full well my addictive personality. I was often curious why he kept trying to look like someone else, changing his physical appearance in a never ending series of make overs. Now I know, he was trying to avoid the feds. Now they have him and I can peacefully rest at night again...
... that is after they bring the Slinky into justice...
1 comment:
He was full of ecstasy. For some reason that makes a lot of sense to me.
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