Clinton to Recognize Obama Nomination
Per First Read:
Breaking news from the AP: "Officials say Clinton will acknowledge Tuesday night Obama has the delegates for the nomination."
Per Lowell Sun Online:
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation's first female president.
The former first lady will stop short of formally suspending or ending her race in her speech in New York City. She will pledge to continue to speak out on issues like health care. But for all intents and purposes, the two senior officials said, the campaign is over.
Per Munchkin Land:
Mayor: As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister: But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor: To see?
Barrister: If she
Mayor: If she?
Barrister: Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1: Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2: Positively, absolutely
Munchkins: Undeniably and reliably Dead
**Update** Per First Read
Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe just told CNN that the AP article is "100% wrong." He said Clinton will NOT acknowledge Obama as the nominee tonight.Note the wisdom of Barrister, "But we've got to verify it legally".
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woohoo!
i am going to get a cigar and a good bottle of beer!
we won!
Heh.
Check out the first two comments.
CALLED IT!
Going to chronicle some of these:
"WOW! Jay from Indiana called it!!"
- Nice job JAY!
"First Read, you need to offer Jay from Indiana a job in your office."
- Too good to be true
"Jay, Indiana, My first thought on hearing this, "Jay called it!" Maybe First Read should give you a job!"
- Amy B Portland, ME
"All must bow to the prognostication of Jay in Indiana!"
- Pete - Albany, NY
bwahahahaha.
Goddamn your ego. It needs no stroking nor inflating, it already believes it runs Oz.
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