Friday, June 6, 2008

Macie Hope: Born Twice for Mockery

There was a man of the Pharisees named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews. This man came to Jesus by night and said to Him, "Rabbi, we know that You are a teacher come from God; for no one can do these signs that You do unless God is with him." Jesus answered and said to him, "Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." Nicodemus said to Him, "How can a man be born when he is old? Can he enter a second time into his mother’s womb and be born?"
I do not know if this is a bigger "fuck you" to Nicodemus or Jesus. But the double birth of Macie Hope is most assuredly a big old FUCK YOU to one of them:
The first “birth” was about six months into Keri McCartney’s pregnancy, when surgeons at Texas Children’s Hospital took the tiny fetus from Keri’s womb to remove a tumor that would have killed Macie before she was born.

The second time was on May 3, when the McCartneys welcomed their surgically repaired — and perfectly healthy — baby girl into the world.
So let the records show that Jesus Christ was incapable of shoving Nicodemus back into his mommy's snatch while surgeons as Texas Children’s Hospital were more than able to yank out Marie Hope, cut her up, and then shove her back in. And if fuckheads in Texas can do something your lord and savior cannot? It's time to rethink your life.

Also, I don't know if being "born twice" is somehow a requirement for being the antichrist any more than homosexuality or partial judaism are required. But I'm still keeping my eye on you, Macie Hope. If we can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die then we most assuredly can't trust someone who was born, shoved back in, and then born again.

Finally, if you take a cake out of the oven before it is done but then put it back in? There is a chance that the cake will collapse in on itself. Let's hope the same is not true of babies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

IGNORANT should be written across the front of this blog, just to warn thinking people Not to click on the link ;) God gave us each a brain and the free will to use it. If we can use them to save a wanted and loved child's life, why on earth would you consider it wrong? Ask Him and He'll tell you!