A great day for wall enthusiasts
Elusive biblical wall found at last.
Apparently this is Nehemiah's wall discussed in Chapters 3-6 of the book of Nehemiah, the walliest book of the Old Testament.
$10 to the first person who claims that the discovery of these "pottery shards and arrowheads found under the tower" indicates that Jesus Christ was the only begotten son of God.
Edit: Seriously. Read Nehemiah 3-6. It's wall pron.
"But it came to pass, that when Sanballat heard that we builded the wall, he was wroth, and took great indignation, and mocked the Jews." - Nehemiah 4:1
It's like the Melrose Place of Wall Erotica. Sanballat is totally not going to stand for that wall erection!
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"Yet now our flesh is as the flesh of our brethren, our children as their children: and, lo, we bring into bondage our sons and our daughters to be servants, and some of our daughters are brought unto bondage already: neither is it in our power to redeem them; for other men have our lands and vineyards." - Nehemiah 5:5
That's disgusting.
"Also I shook my lap, and said, So God shake out every man from his house, and from his labour, that performeth not this promise, even thus be he shaken out, and emptied. And all the congregation said, Amen, and praised the LORD. And the people did according to this promise." - Nehemiah 5:13
This just keeps getting hotter.
"Now that which was prepared for me daily was one ox and six choice sheep; also fowls were prepared for me, and once in ten days store of all sorts of wine: yet for all this required not I the bread of the governor, because the bondage was heavy upon this people." - Nehemiah 5:18
Wall Beastiality? YES!
I dunno.. Gilgamesh set the gold standard for Hot Wall Building action, and it did it with an actual story. It was the fabled porn with a plot for the Architectural Set.
For it was built of burnt brick, and was it not good?
Excellent point. Gilgamesh featured hot wall erection actino. Gilgamesh also had a great flood.
Damn, the Old Testament really did steal a lot from Gilgamesh.
Oh, yeah... But not Humbaba.
even GOD couldn't get away with stealing something that brazen.
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