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I Hate Yeager (not the drink, the man.)
I Hate Yeager (not the drink, the man.)
Type: Student Groups - General
Description:
This is a group designated to express the extreme hate that many students have towards Dean Yeager. It seems as though his whole purpose as an official of Hanover College is to ruin the "college experience" of Hanover's elite students. Now, we all know the point of going to college is to receive a higher education enabling us to function in the work force; but are you fucking kidding me? College is about getting shitfaced hammered at 2 in the afternoon on a Monday, then miraculously pulling off a B+ on your exam the next morning. But...no, Dean Yeager disagrees. It is his point to expell as many partying, fun-having students as possible from a so-called "esteemed institution" and place probationary statuses on all that he is unable to expell from the institution. So, if you share the same hate for Dean Yeager as we do, join. Comments are more than welcome.
Contact InfoEmail:
ihatepartyinghanoverstudents@hanover.edu
Office:
Dr. David Yeager
Street:
517 Ball Dr.
City/Town:
Hanover, IN
Recent News
Last Week: Danny Berger, banished from Hanover College.
Early January: Josh Juett and Jordan Hobbs, placed on probationary status with the institution. Action on Hobbs, still pending.
November 2007: Bryce Handy, banished from the institution.
2006-2007: Zach Van Huss and Chad Paden, banished from the institution.
11 comments:
My understanding was that College was, in fact, about educating one's self by utilizing the expertise of the faculty of the institution.
But after reading this I stand corrected.
i had no idea one can get shitfaced hammered at 2 in the afternoon on a Monday, then miraculously pulling off a B
I've been guess i have been doing it wrong the whole time.
Hypothetically I could get shitface hammered and then pull of a B. Hell, I got through Eurasia without reading anything simply because I watched Wishbone.
But the point of College is not to half-ass it and merely get by. One ought to strive for more than that.
But, really, it's not hard to half-ass a Liberal Arts degree.
I like the rhetoric of using the phrase "banished from the institution".
They weren't "kicked out for being jackasses". No, they were "banished".
it is way cheaper and way easier the fuck around at IU or perdu....i think these jackfucks are better off having been kicked out
"banished". They were "banished".
They probably ought to just go to Ball State with the other intellectually deficient children.
yeah.. I just saw that too.. I'm trying to figure out what Berger did... because he was on campus.. and floating through the house just before break.
Odd. Considering Yeager half broke his back to see how we could get me back this semester.
Meh. Honestly, though, I think I'm the most offended by the mistaking of Yeager for the accepted spelling of Jäger.
"Considering Yeager half broke his back to see how we could get me back this semester."
You didn't have academic problems as a result of drinking yourself stupid, though. You're just retarded.
Or whatever the P.C. name for that is now.
it's the joke that REFUSES not to give!
I love that little joke.
first off, mike lewis, sir, you are the jackfuck. i don't think you realize the entire situation at hand. the last three individuals that were "banished" had a combined gpa of 3.8 last semester. These "jackfucks" were able to actually have a life outside of the classroom and found an equilibrium to where they could make great marks and get "shitfaced hammered." if i were you, i'd be upset too and probably talk shit. if i were you, i would probably hate my life, because i have nothing better to do than to talk shit on a mindless blog about people that you don't even know personally.
to you, roscoe, obviously your sense of humor is incredibly dry and you are not able to understand any sort of word play at all. i'm actually a little embarassed that you didn't catch on to that - maybe if you went out and experience life outside a library you could pick up on little side jokes like that. also, who cares what yeager did for you, if you suck his cock on the side, that's your deal. lucky you, who cares, the group obviously was not made for YOU. also, please learn that its spelled "p-u-r-d-u-e."
and j...you just might be one the biggest dumbasses commenting on this. if you see the lives that these people live as "half-assing" then good for you, but no one asked you to judge. as mentioned previously, there were no academic problems with any of these students, in fact, they all most likely made better marks than you. so watch who you call "retarded." also, much like roscoe, you forgot to catch the humor of the word, "banished." it seems to me that these individuals find it humorous to have had these problems with the dean of hanover and from what i have heard, excuse me, what i KNOW, were wrongly accused of "acts of terrorism on hanover's campus." just ask the dean, those were his exact words - i think i would know.
i feel all three of you need to get off your high hanover horses and see that there's a part of college that people like me believe you're missing out on. you know, its fine, go ahead and live your lives how you want it, but don't judge or talk shit about those who have decided to live differently and are still able to be successful in life. a good definition for all three of you miraculous individuals would be "spineless cunts," because i know if you ever made those comments to any of these individuals who were asked to leave the instution, they'd probably knock your front teeth out and never think twice about it. i know i would. but that would probably be a "hate crime" in your eyes because you all probably stroke eachother's cocks every night, which would lead to another gay rights movement at the college. cool guys, real cool. get a fucking life.
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