Zombie Virus Watch 2008 (UPDATE)
Slashdot is reporting that the satellite carrying the dreaded Zombie Virus is going to be blown in the area around Hawaii.
This does not mean we should stop fearing the end of the world, I hear the the Mole Men are on the move.
UPDATE FROM FARK: US Military successfully shoots down satellite containing the Ark of the Covenant, the actual JFK assassination documents, and that secret baked bean recipe the dog was supposed to guard
13 comments:
If it falls into the ocean will that give rise to a horde of zombie fish and zombie whales?
hard to say
some viruses might not live in the water.
if we do end up with zombie fish, and zombie whales - well - i think only surfers are going to be only people who are going to have problems
Can zombies evolve?
And I need a non-Huckabee answer.
they can, but they cannot breed.
it is more like they get smarter.
So a zombie fish could not sprout legs and come ashore.
But zombies do not have to breathe and the only thing keeping fish under water is their need to breathe.
So in theory a zombie fish could survive on land.
Zombie Mudskippers can!
No where is safe!
Also.. Molemen beat Zombies hands down. They can summon Lavabeasts.
Would a moleman lavabeast or an aquatic zombie win in a fight?
U.S. to shoot down dead satellite Wednesday
Lavabeasts. If Hanna Barbera taught me anything, it's that Zombies are only men in suits, but Lavabeasts are real.
Very true.
Apparently the "window of opportunity" is "open" to shoot down the satelite now.
I wonder how long it will be until we can shoot down the phrase "window of opportunity".
Navy says missile smashed wayward satellite.
Newsweek: Worth it?
I really like that your sources for this kind of thing are slashdot and fark.
It's just like high school...only we're seven years older.
The Chinese. They are teh pissed.
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