Transgender Man Pregnant, Confused
Transgender Man Pregnant
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"A transgender man can be pregnant because he has the same organs as a woman."
"To Nancy, I am her husband carrying our child," he wrote, explaning that his wife is unable to conceive. "I will be my daughter's father, and Nancy will be her mother. We will be a family."
...Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
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Now, when tweedle beetles fight, it's called a tweedle beetle battle.
And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweedle beetle puddle battle.
And when tweedle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle.
And... when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle ... they call this a tweedle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.
AND... when beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call THIS a muddle puddle tweedle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.
AND... When a fox is in the bottle where the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call a tweedle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled Fox in Socks, SIR!
When a person has a penis they are simply called a "boy".
When a person has a pussy the word "female" we employ.
When a person has a penis but a pussy is preferred they may then become "transgender" as we need another word.
Sometimes persons have a pussy but they'd really like a penis so they find a friendly surgeon who can construct them a wheenus.
But these penises and pussies may themselves not rightly work so they must seek out a specialist and hope they aren't a jerk
So this person with a penis and a pussy and psychosis, cause they weren't love by their parents since their daddy had cirrohosis, take their pussy and their penis and their privates to their doctor and demand from them a baby over which they'd like to proctor.
Then the person with the pussy and the penis and the fetus get interviewed by news outlets who think we'd like to read it.
And the person with the pussy and the penis and the fetus never shut the god-damned fuck up cause they must defend this treatise:
That a person with a penis needn't have to be a man and a person with a pussy may be penis'd cause we can
And they bitch and moan and fuck about and never let us rest.
Cause they loath our definitions so they put them to the test.
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