Everyone Is a Sith: Paris Hilton on Letterman

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Watch it. It's brilliant.

_J_ said...: "You don't want to get scurvey."

"I'll buy you a parakeet."; September 30, 2007 at 5:02 PM
Christina said...: "I'm just here for my clothing line my movie, and my perfume."

Well, at least she's honest about her motives so that she doesn't have to answer awkward questions.

This movie is supposed to be a musical horror film. Really? A musical horror film??? Even Paris Hilton should know that this is a horrible idea.

If her publicist shows up dead suddenly in a tragic accident, everyone will know why.; September 30, 2007 at 7:16 PM