Friday, August 3, 2007

To the Hanover Campus Community

Today marks one month in office as President of Hanover and I wanted to give you an update on events taking place during that time. I expect to be writing to the campus on a regular basis and I hope you won’t get tired of hearing from me and start deleting my all campus messages!

I have met with all administrative staffs and physical plant and housekeeping staffs in small groups and next week will finish up with the faculty small group meetings. But this will not end your opportunity to talk with me. I am planning to have open office hours twice a month in different buildings on campus when anyone who wants to can drop by for a conversation. I will have soft drinks and snacks to entice you to stop by!

You have seen the announcement about the all campus meeting for the entire staff on Wednesday, August 29th from 3:00-5:00 in the Brown Campus Center Dining Room. I realize it is a bit unusual to actually close offices for a meeting but this will only happen once and for only two hours. I think it is important to have the entire campus community at this meeting to begin the year and I look forward to setting goals for the year with you. By now you have also been notified of the all campus picnic scheduled for Saturday, September 1 after the home football game at the Shoebox. This will be our first opportunity to welcome back our students to campus and will be a very important kick off to the year. Families are invited, in fact, encouraged. I think students like to see families and kids because it makes them feel at home. I will be talking at the all campus meeting about why it is so important for you to show up to the picnic and I hope you will come and bring your family.

I have already mentioned to the campus that we need all your help and ideas about enrollment. I want to thank those of you who have already responded with ideas in emails and conversations. I am considering all ideas carefully and keeping them for future discussion with the cabinet. Some of the ideas have already been implemented.

Besides these two all campus events we are also planning a community open house on October 6th to welcome the local community onto the campus and thank them for their support over the years. You will receive more about this in the mail. All of these events are an effort to build a strong sense of community on campus and in our surrounding area. That will be very important to our future.

We are also starting an aggressive marketing campaign. We will have a full page color ad in Time, Newsweek, US News, and Sports Illustrated. A preliminary version was already published without the complete ad so the magazines are printing them again in August. Watch for them. We have also been selected as one of 25 campuses to be highlighted in a PBS special that will be hosted by Hugh Downs. Each campus will have a several minute feature about some topic on education and get to highlight their campus. We are guaranteed 400 national showings. The TV crew will be on campus the weekend of Homecoming and we will be asking for your involvement. The admissions office is working with an admission consultant to review all our strategies and to increase communication with prospects. I will also ask that each of us become a promoter of Hanover and convince one student to come here. As you talk with friends, family, and colleagues around the country, don’t forget to mention why their children would get an outstanding education here!

In the past month, I have found dedicated employees, supportive alumni, trustees who care deeply about this campus, and on the part of everyone I meet, a true desire to make Hanover College an extraordinary place. Mike and I have enjoyed meeting with folks so please say hello to us when you see us on campus. We truly feel a part of the community and look forward to all the exciting events and times together.

Sue DeWine
President

26 comments:

_J_ said...

I think she has confused "President" with "50s Mom".

Sheesh.

_J_ said...

Seriously. What the fuck?

_J_ said...

“I hope you won’t get tired of hearing from me and start deleting my all campus messages!”

Spam Filter: Engage!

“I will have soft drinks and snacks to entice you to stop by!”

Aww, Gee Mrs. D. that’s swell!

“By now you have also been notified of the all campus picnic scheduled for Saturday, September 1 after the home football game at the Shoebox.”

Is the home football game at the Shoebox or is the picnic at the Shoebox? And how can you fit either of those things into the Shoebox?

“a very important kick off to the year”

Fear people who say things such as this

“I think students like to see families and kids because it makes them feel at home.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

“Besides these two all campus events we are also planning a community open house on October 6th to welcome the local community onto the campus”

Have you SEEN the local community, woman?

“We will have a full page color ad in Time, Newsweek, US News, and Sports Illustrated.”

Because the Sports Illustrated reading community would be a perfect match for Hanover College.

“We have also been selected as one of 25 campuses to be highlighted in a PBS special that will be hosted by Hugh Downs”

Fuck Hugh Downs

“I will also ask that each of us become a promoter of Hanover and convince one student to come here…”

…Regardless of whether or not they are qualified.


Seriously, this reads like Dolores Umbridge wrote it.

Andrew said...

at least she is going to be more engaged with the campus than Rusty.

Andrew said...

i think mamma sue wants to try to build campus spirit with football. this could end badly. Only alums go to games. its an excuse to come to campus. students dont even know where the field is.
The students just drink and study.

_J_ said...

"at least she is going to be more engaged with the campus than Rusty."

There is good engagement and bad engagement. Dolorus is going for "bad engagement".

She also seems to be going for the whole "Make Hanover Bigger" angle...to which I reply, "where?". Which, when they started talking about this during my senior year, is the same question I asked: "where?"

Andrew said...

i dont think its so much make it bigger, as maintain full enrollment. at the moment they are very under enrolled.

Andrew said...

it will work this year though, the under enrollment that is, as crowe is being renovated (aka ogleified)

_J_ said...

Maybe if they stopped going after freaking football players who leave after the first semester they wouldn't have the enrollment problems.

That whole Crowe situation still confuses me. They lost a dorm but still have enough room for all of the students.

Andrew said...

because no one is going to hanover any more! thats how they have room.

Andrew said...

There are athletes out there that are good students. i dont understand why we dont recruit them. instead of recuiting students who want to play sports on the side, hanover recruits athetes who want to just get a degree. arg.

_J_ said...

I went to Hanover. You went to Hanover. What's everyone else's problem?

Andrew said...

hanover should start sending students to recuit at highschools. not fake students, real students who will talk about how awesome hanover is to the highschool students. then the students will come. and the peasants will rejoice.

_J_ said...

But the real students are not the students who would volunteer to do that sort of thing.

Andrew said...

i would have.

Andrew said...

actually i did do it once.

Andrew said...

and i got a student to come.

Roscoe said...

I don't know if this is The New Boss Making Visible Changes to create an identity.. .or.. if she's.. serious and deluded.

It really does look like Football is the Key to Saving The Campus from.... whatever it is.. that threatens.. it?

shudder.

Roscoe said...

The student-athletes? Aren't football players. That's the first big problem. Pure and Simple.

_J_ said...

"I don't know if this is The New Boss Making Visible Changes to create an identity.. .or.. if she's.. serious and deluded."

I think it's a 50s Mom tempting you with pretty things.

“I will have soft drinks and snacks to entice you to stop by!”

That ain't shit I'm making up. That's shit she typed.

Caleb said...

Right now, the school is in financial trouble in a fairly serious way. She's trying to get the people here to agglutinate. For a number of years there has been some significant lack of communication between administrative departments. And we're also dealing with the consequences of that untimely and unsuccessful attempt to implement the academic vision plan.

She does sound awkward. But this email went out to faculty/admin so her target audience has an average age of 48. So the motherly shtick isn't so werid there.

_J_ said...

That changes my view slightly.

Roscoe said...

That's the thing.. I don't think she's out of line... Sports brings people and $$.. but .. the focus on it seems.. contrary to the Hanover enviroment.

Kylebrown said...

I feel that following your school's sports teams is an integral part of college, regardless of school.

Although it doesn't further your education in any way, it does help bond you to both your school to which you chose to attend, and also to the students you share a campus with.

Hell, Harvard, Yale, Penn, Princeton, Notre Date, and Stanford have long running histories of sports success. This has diminished in recent years, but they still tend to dominate a lot of off the beaten path sports.

_J_ said...

I think that having something which ties a person to a college is important for one's attachment to that college. For some people that is sports.

I think that for me it was the friends I made both teacher and student as well as the experiences I had. I went to five minutes of a football game my freshman year. The sun was out. I was sitting on a metal bleacher thing.

A rallying point is handy when creating attachment to any given thing. I think that a group mentality can exist based on things other than sports. Young House, for example.

Roscoe said...

Kyle's sports team thing only works for a certain size/noteriety of school or above, though..

Guys who play in the Valpo/IPFW leagues... not so much